Urinal Gum: The Shirt!
Now available Urinal Gum T-shirts! The trademark Urinal Gum logo is screen printed on the most comfortable shirts known to man: American Apparel tri-blend shirts. First discovered by NASA to help astronauts live with crabs while in space, tri-blend is the polymer of the future. How much would you pay for one of these shirts? $60? $70? Even $50?!? Well, you’re in luck! For a limited time only, you can get your very own Urinal Gum shirt for $20! And, that’s not all! Act now and you will receive a copy of Urinal Gum #8 ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! We do this just to show you how much we value your existence.
The shirts only come in black (pictured) and are available in extra small, small, medium, large, and extra large.
To order you can:
1. Send $20 cash (well concealed), your name and address, and what size you want to:
Urinal Gum
PO Box 1243
Eugene, OR 97440
2. Stop in to Olive Juice at 543 Blair in Eugene.
3. Send $20 via PayPal to urinalgum@gmail.com
The $20 includes shipping in the United States. For orders outside of the US, please contact us for pricing.
Special thanks to The Shirt Factory for making the dream a reality.