Archive for April, 2010
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Saturday, April 17th, 2010Tectonic plates could never produce the earthquakes begging my external anal sphincter to relax.
STORY OF THE DAY: National Day of Prayer Declared Unconstitutional. Are Sunday workdays coming soon?
Friday, April 16th, 2010We’ve had enough with getting that check from mommy in the mail on Monday when we could have had it on Sunday. Sure, it was only for $20, but that’s like 30 PBRs, and it’s much more acceptable getting trashed on a Sunday than a Monday. Jesus.
The Onion Unpeeled: Six Flags NEVER Created a Roller Coaster Based on Someone’s Relationship
Thursday, April 15th, 2010“Look: the bottom line is a ride like the Life Force Crusher-X (although I like the ‘X’ in the name) would never exist at any park.”
BoozeWeek Article: Boozing on a Budget
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Down the beer, bust the bottle, and jam it in the motherfucker’s eye.
A Poopy Letter to the Makers of Urinal Screens
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010People would buy your product so that their urinals wouldn’t get clogged with poop and afterbirth.
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