Archive for November, 2009
Zine Review: Askew Reviews 14
Thursday, November 26th, 2009I can only assume Sheehan assembled a posse of eunuchs to review these porns.
The Onion Unpeeled: There is No “Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show”
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009There could be an entire alternate universe where the only difference between it and this is that you are wearing a striped tie instead of that collage of saxophones you have there.
STORY OF THE DAY: The Internet WILL Kill Your Children and Use Their Credit Cards!
Monday, November 16th, 2009You may lose a kid or two to the occasional sweater-wearing, lollipop-crotched passerby, but the government does not limit the number of children we’re allowed to have.
A Letter to Frito-Lay
Sunday, November 15th, 2009They are great whether you’re sitting at home watching a porno and crying at 4:30 am waiting for your wife who hasn’t come home from hanging out with a male “friend,” who has that new red Camaro, or if you’re just enjoying a night out with your family!
STORY OF THE DAY: Doing the Right Thing is Now Illegal in Britain
Friday, November 13th, 2009If our ex-soldier had left the gun where it lay, a young boy would have surely picked it up and held it to the head of a poor elderly man threatening to blow the geezer’s brains out if he stopped sucking the boy’s dick.