Archive for May, 2009
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Thursday, May 28th, 2009“Fuck you, Psome! We can’t all have large penises!”
A Letter to Gold Bond
Thursday, May 28th, 2009We decided to scientifically test out the Gold Bond-Groin Theory (GBGT)
Guest Writer Robert D. Sensabaugh’s Of and Pertaining to Carleton Johnson's Purportedly Sensitive Manipulations of This Body
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009We, the Women’s Council, do declare a voluntary end to all manual stimulation, cunnilingus, fellatio, rimming…
A Field Trip to the Roller Derby Bout
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009The point of derby is to win.
And sometimes they give you money
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Shit-eating. Lazy. Drunken. Republican. Dirty. Intelligent. Only a few of these words are used to describe homeless people.
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