Archive for March, 2009
STORY OF THE DAY: Obama does some political posturing, admonishes AIG
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Link: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/business/Obama-AIG-Bonus.html
Obama is butt hurt because AIG is giving bonuses to their executives per their contracts. AIG is in a tough spot because Obama is all like “Hell no! We gave you cash money! You can’t give these broke ass execs extra bling!” And, AIG is all like “But, if we don’t, these execs will [...]
STORY OF THE DAY: Dat Fat Azz May Actually Be Healthy, Research Shows
Friday, March 13th, 2009Link: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/azam/butt_fat_study_031209
It’s a fucking story about butts, and the best they could come up with is comparing those badgers fighting in the seat of the pants to apples. A fine ass looks nothing like an apple. In researching this article, I came across a number of similar reports that thought they were being clever by [...]
STORY OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris Blatantly Steals Urinal Gum’s Ideas!
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009Link: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103
A while back, we suggested Hillary Clinton run on a platform of separating the United States into a liberal North and Jesusland South. Now, apparently, Chuck Norris has picked up on the idea. And, to illustrate how our plan would get bipartisan support, Chuck is approaching it from the conservative side. He wants to [...]