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    Do you really send those letters?

    Sunday, February 8th, 2009

    Even though he really is fat, Psome’s letters have still made their way into many more reputable periodicals than UG.

    Letter to Ace of Hearts

    Sunday, February 8th, 2009

    The other night, one of the men came over early, while we were eating dinner, and started doing Betty, my wife, right there on the kitchen table.

    Letter to Penthouse Forum

    Sunday, February 8th, 2009

    I had sexual intercourse with my wife missionary-style in our bed.

    Reader Mail: Jason the Emo Engineer

    Sunday, February 8th, 2009

    I remembered a bookmark I had as a kid that came with some Beverly Cleary books that my mom had given me money to buy as long as I didn’t tell Dad she had thrown away his Playboy magazines.

    A Craig’s List Personal Ad for Hemingway

    Sunday, February 8th, 2009

    For sale: Man’s heart, slightly worn.

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