Archive for August, 2008
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Saturday, August 23rd, 2008Every time we stand there waiting at a railroad crossing for a train to go by and notice how the bikes outnumber the cars, we get fucking hard-ons.
Guest Writer Robert D. Sensabaugh’s Every Count Votes
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008Every ten minutes I approach elation — I think Gore’s gonna pull this motherfucker out!
Guest Poet Sophie’s State of the Union
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008This democracy is a disease of the mind, a hypocrisy designed to appease the blind
Letter to Hillary Clinton
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008I propose that you run on the platform that if you were to be elected, you would work to split the United States along political ideologies.
Letter to Rep. Peter DeFazio
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008I think it is high time we passed a Constitutional amendment banning gay astronauts.
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