Archive for May, 2008
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Reader Mail: Ted the Godless Lawyer Robot
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008There are certain things that can’t be joked about. Among those topics: every topic about which Urinal Gum writes.
Story of the Month: Cyclists are at fault for accidents twice as often as drivers
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008The most dangerous threat to drivers’ safety on the road is the bicycle.
A Field Trip to the Strip Club
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008I envision my fifteen-foot cock supporting a 135-pound woman and cringe.
Letter to Red Bull
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008I gaze at the inherent emptiness of existence.
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