The Onion Unpeeled
The Onion Unpeeled: Six Flags NEVER Created a Roller Coaster Based on Someone’s Relationship
Thursday, April 15th, 2010“Look: the bottom line is a ride like the Life Force Crusher-X (although I like the ‘X’ in the name) would never exist at any park.”
The Onion Unpeeled: Jesus Christ Was NOT Considered for the Notre Dame Job
Sunday, December 13th, 2009They cited His many other more important jobs, such as answering prayers for last-second touchdowns, as the reason for their snub.
The Onion Unpeeled: Lou Dobbs Was NOT Deported
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009“Yeah, Dobbie is still in the US. He just came in for lunch yesterday. I made a joke about how I thought he had quit. He just kind of scowled at me.”
The Onion Unpeeled: There is No “Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show”
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009There could be an entire alternate universe where the only difference between it and this is that you are wearing a striped tie instead of that collage of saxophones you have there.