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« Previous EntriesSTORY OF THE DAY: National Day of Prayer Declared Unconstitutional. Are Sunday workdays coming soon?
Friday, April 16th, 2010We’ve had enough with getting that check from mommy in the mail on Monday when we could have had it on Sunday. Sure, it was only for $20, but that’s like 30 PBRs, and it’s much more acceptable getting trashed on a Sunday than a Monday. Jesus.
STORY OF THE DAY: Lesbian Prom: The Controversy (not the Porn)
Friday, March 12th, 2010I’m taking up the cause for those zit-faced, pubescent-voiced boys who could never muster the courage or interest to talk to a girl.
STORY OF THE DAY: For Just One Click a Day, You Can Save the Lives of Your Favorite Websites!
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010TIP WEBSITES YOU ENJOY!
STORY OF THE DAY: Dutch Guy Notifies the Police that Someone Stole His 2400 Pills of Ecstasy
Friday, December 11th, 2009You simply make it known to your friends, boss, co-workers, and colleagues that some of the pills in your ecstasy collection are poisonous.
STORY OF THE DAY: 9/11 Truly Was an Inside Job!
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Now, I must do my part and join the Taliban and fuck a baby or something.
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