Extras
FOUND: “CIA Presentation: Global Oil Issues”
Tuesday, October 21st, 2008Recently, I was accepted into the University of Washington as an exchange student, and in the first week of classes, I received an invitation from UW to attend a CIA presentation about “global oil issues”. I’m not kidding. I send you a copy of the email below.
Fuckin’ titties,
(Guest Writer) Manassas Hangdorn
From: e-@u.washington.edu
To: econmaj@u.washington.edu
Date: Tue, 30 [...]
Music Review: Rain Bolt’s Closing In
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008Rain Bolt was having the same effect on me as Charles Manson did.
Two Poems from Guest Writer Kris Bluth
Saturday, August 9th, 2008I usually just give out a hundred virgins, but wiping out a maternity ward? Damn! This calls for something special.
Urinal Gum Classifieds: “I have a child to trade”
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008He may contain traces of Ebola, dwarfism, and no warranty is made as to his health condition, and/or his micro-chipping, desexing etc.
Music Review: Potential Casket’s Nunns & Heroin
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008I hate most music. That’s why I became a music reviewer.